this is based on sarah's comment on one of my journals, she's so funny!

sarah wrote:
::as ron notices halfway through prom that he does not love lex and really loves you, he goes on the rest of the evening being distracted by thoughts of you and pretending lex is you. At the end of the night, he goes home, and is unsure of what to do. His heart is shattering within his chest because he known about the age difference and thinks it will be unacceptable for you. He decides it is impossible to get you, and sadly gives up. At graduation he thinks about you the entire time, and trips on his way up to the podium because he's so distracted. He goes home, and decided that he cannot possible get you and decides to just completely give up, and pretend lex is you to shed a little bit of happiness on his now sad dark world. He lays down on his bed and begins to stare longingly at the ceiling. Just as he begins to relax a horde of crazy guerilla cockroaches comes into the room and carries him away. desperate for money to buy a cheese pepperoni and anchovi pizza, the guerilla cockroaches sell him for $13 on the black market to a strange man who smells of socks dipped in vinegar...old socks too. the strange man drops him off his cairrage and he is taken in by a swedish woman with a revealing dress. She is an ex-convict and tries to kill him during the night, so he flees to the swiss alps where he lives with a goat named Pheasant and a cat named Armadillo and lives of bratwurst, kidney beans, and cough drops. And he also has a very cool winter at...u kno..one that goes over his ears...with a pom-pom at the top...he doesnt know where it came from. he misses you everyday. his only love in the world is his hat, with a pom pom, which he calls renee::

(superdecoy=renee)